Best/most rude Armstrong news article yet/ever

Disclaimer: some may find this tasteless. In fact, almost everyone will. You’ll laugh anyways. Don’t worry, I felt ashamed for thinking it was funny too.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/lance_armstrong_inspires_thousands

in response to that, I was wondering why the green are sold out… who would order green anyways. yellow makes the joke!

http://store.theonion.com/cheat-to-win-bracelet-5-pack-p-57.html