SPIN Sun Mar20 9am / Awesome Quotes

This may be the last spin based on the weather, (next weekend would be the last if the weather fails to get warmer)

So here are all the inspirational/epic quotes I could think of off the top of my head, and every one of them can be slightly changed to make them about cycling.

THIS IS SPARTA!!!
I don’t know why anybody would want to be a Navy Diver.
FREEDOM!!!
Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder… nobody wants to lift these heavy ass weights.
yipeekiay motherfucker!!!
Snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes?
Was it over when the Germans invaded Pearl Harbor?
Put it in a harder gear and PEDAL FASTER!!
This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.
I want my 12 Cooky.
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
Do or do not… there is no try.
Cut me Mick.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
I’m bi-winning, I was banging seven gram rocks cause that’s how I roll.
Shut Up Legs.
We’re gonna turn left, then go real fast, then we’ll be turnin’ left again.
Aim small - Miss small
Marines never retreat, they make a strategic advance to the rear.
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

Feel free to add.

I’m so Euro I piss espresso

hmmm… david i think you should see the doctor.

400 Babies.

Also I’m ignoring the “if there is 5 rule” we will spin tomorrow because we are more awesome than the rest.

We’ll run as fast as Kenyans.