Okay so I have a vague idea that I’ll admit is a bit out there but would be incredibly lit.
We split everyone into teams of 2 or 3 dependent on how many of us there are. One member of each team lines up for the mass start maybe at the base of houde (for example). The riders would then do a lap of pro tours or some variation of it (again for example). As the first members of each team go off, the remaining members will be waiting at the transition zone which we can set up near a bixi rack. The transition zone could have maybe a tent, chairs ,music, food, cold ones etc… (IDK what supplies we have). Once team member 1 is done their lap, they tag off the other rider from the transition zone and team member 2 can also change bixis if the half hour is up. Rider 1 then chills in the transition zone as rider 2 now does the lap. We would set a time limit for the event, say 3 hours, and the team who has done the most laps after that said time are the winners. We could keep track of each times laps on like a whiteboard in the transition zone for added drama. Also @adithyalaks if you still have the champagne I brought to the vuelta brunch, this is a perfect occasion for it.
I know there’s some problems with that plan but I think some variation of it could work out really well.